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Daily Comics
Upstate (Comic) By Sam Early Rating: CD-14 A righteously violent hippie lays down some justice with his mystical kung-fu and a baseball bat named Jebus. Follow the epically nonsensical adventures of Lyster and his friends as they tear around in the wilds of upstate New York and beyond! Updates Monday through Friday (and sometimes even the weekends)!

Regular Series

The Valentine Chronicles (Comic)
Rating: CD-14

Fleeing their ancestral home in the face of a bloody uprising, the half-human princesses Tatiana and Katatrina Valentine now struggle to survive in a disparate, war-torn galaxy. Gradually they are stripped of their innocence as one is seduced by the way of the gun, the other by the way of the witch.

Brought to you by emerging talents Paul L. Mathews, Daz Watford, Lawrence Mann, Stephen J. Anderson and Frozen, the Valentine Chronicles are a fortnightly series of top quality stories and illustrations focusing on the plight of these two girls.

Stripped Bare (Comic)
By Paul L. Mathews and James
Rating: CD-MA

Across time and space, the Orators captivate the masses with stories of astonishing scope and imagination. But where do these master storytellers gain THEIR inspiration? Meet Addiction, a stripper whose tattoos tell a thousand tales...

GeoWeasel (Animated)
By Niko Anesti
Rating: CD-14

GEOweasel centers around the adventures of an organization of four kids bent on one day ruling the world. However, they are sometimes distracted by other activities, whether they're trying to start an awards show, turning their friends into zombies, or getting lost a few yards away from their house. At this pace, they may just want to strive to rule over South Jersey.

Ellium (Comic)
By Jason M.
Rating: CD-MA

Ellium is a futuristic world of espionage, secret societies and the occult where the true powers behind puppet governments vie for control of humanity with only the members of Ellium to stand in the way.

Hard Wired Fanboys (Comic)
By Yad M. Mui and John Adams
Rating: CD-Rating

Hard Wired Fanboys probes the human experience in search of the deeper meaning of life and the human condition. Well, not so much probes as glances – a quick scan at best. Join in the abnormal lives of Bobby, Ian, and Scotty as they watch anime and sci-fi, play Dungeons and Dragons, and avoid sunlight whenever possible.

Platypus Comix: View the works of Peter Paltridge

Mulberry (Comic)
Rating: CD-A
I am Mulberry Sharona, 16-year-old heiress and resident of Seven Springs, California. My only friends are Jack and Tiff; they live with me. (I don't really know where they came from, but I don't care.) In case you have reservations about diving into this one: Not everyone in a regal situation is an airheaded whiny stuck-up bimbo. No, some of us are intelligent. Some of us pose an actual THREAT to you. Get me?

Keiki (Comic)
Rating: CD-A
It's still Mulberry. Is anybody else here? .....I guess I'll describe these other two. "Keiki" is the Hawaiian word for "children," giving you some idea as to the location and theme. But Keiki is also the name of a smart bookish 11-year-old. Beefer is her same age and her exact opposite: loud, crude and always ready to drive Keiki nuts. Ivan is evil, Beefer's crush Tawny is even MORE evil, and Andrea is just insane. These keiki and more await you.

Scrambled Eggs (Comic)
Rating: CD-A
In a post-apocalyptic future where technology and dark magic collide, evil warlord robots battle for control of the planet. Only Humpty, a walking glob of scrambled eggs, has the guts and the ninja skills to...actually, it's none of that; I forgot what this one's about.
Okay, I just checked. Apparently it's about a bunch of kids. Wait, isn't Keiki the same thing? Where's the variety here? Ahh, who cares, I'm through typing this.

The Archives

View the works of Jon H. Gray

Chip and Walter (Comic)
Rating: CD-A

Under the gaze of The NSFFS Corporation, the people of Crystal City live unaware that beneath its streets lay a secret so deadly that The Corp would kill for it and four young ducklings would do anything to protect it. "CNW" is the tale of 4 children and their goal to protect the city, friends, and new family after losing the one person that meant everything to them...

Time Trouble (Comic)
Rating: CD-A

Tossed into a universe not of thier own, 7 children must cope with the history and hidden terrors of a world that exists outside of time: where everyone has a secret and some would to kill to keep them locked away. But as they settle into their new home, a terrifying evil waits to make its move. "TT" is the story of these 7 children and how an accidental adventure changes each of their lives...

River City High (Comic)
By Patrick Schulteis
Rating: CD-14

Didn't catch it the first time? Catch it the second time around, River City High.

One-Shots
Tom Tomato (Comic) By Romey Rating: CD-A Not fractured, just frivolous. Take a peek at the book of fables that time was too quick to forget, and feast your eyes on some luscious love apples!